That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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