if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
How many fucks given?
0.12846
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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