No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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