She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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