So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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