Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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