NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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