u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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