so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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