So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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