i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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