At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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