please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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