I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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