I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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