i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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