that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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