this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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