does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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