why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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