While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
third nipple confirmed
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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