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she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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