everyone is single if you try hard enough
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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