C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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