I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I am one with the molecules
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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