you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
