you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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