sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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