Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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