Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You're a disaster
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