Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i've created a new STD.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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