Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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