he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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