dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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