What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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