But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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