fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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