is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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