I hope mine doesn't look like that
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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