i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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