I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Randomize
