YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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