seriously i just wanna be friends
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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