his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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