There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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