He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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