doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
