I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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