Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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