can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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