is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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