you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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